Facequaintance

Someone who you have 'friended' on Facebook but don't really know or keep in touch with. You generally don't know anyone who ever comments on their Wall and wouldn't know them even if they walked right up to you and slapped you.

"Yea, I'm friends with her but we've only met, like, once. She's just a Facequaintance."

by DJHawkman March 22, 2010

facetan

When a man provides oral pleasure to a woman who uses a fake tanning product on her legs. The tan is transferred from the woman's legs to the man's face.

Herman received a facetan after going down on Amy.

by gballer February 18, 2008

facechain

A status message on facebook that asks you to acknowledge the message and repost it to your status - like a chain letter.

I'm not going to repost that facechain on my status.

by Vermont Shadowed March 3, 2010

Faceplaint

Using the social media site Facebook to vent and complain in status updates. Furthermore, a faceplainter is someone who regularly posts faceplaints, annoying their friends almost daily with negative, trivial personal problems.

My "friend" complained yet again on facebook today. Her faceplaint post read: "I have such a headache and have to work until 3, wish I could go home and nap but I have to take the dog for a walk and then make myself dinner because my roomate can't cook and then I'll take a cold shower because the neighbor uses all the hot water and my hair will be fizzy just like it was today. Urg - I hate Monday to Saturday".

by sanplan March 9, 2012

facerbating

To masturbate while Facebooking

Yes, I was facerbating to your girlfriends photos. She shouldn't have approved that friend request.

by Chronic Facerbater October 24, 2009

facetaint

The polar opposite of your taint...the area between your upper lip and your nose.

mustache hair separates at this point... (facetaint).
I split my face taint on my friends fist.
When one smells a fine cigar you swipe the cigar across your face taint...

by Majongen July 7, 2008

mexican facepaint

you take a dump on a girls chest and use your weiner as a paintbrush and the poop as paint and paint the girls face

I totally gave some girl some mexican facepaint

by j-manbingo May 24, 2008