Ewald (or Eald) is a dude with extreme sex appeal and a sharp ass jawline which can cut ur eyes just by lookin at it. He is super sweet and smells amazing and has some damn hot muscles and underarms. Every girl with a relatively high IQ would wanna date such a man. He a snack af.
“them Russians be super hot and so nice”
“well yea my boyfriends name is Ewald and he is russian hah”
“well yea my boyfriends name is Ewald and he is russian hah”
by HeiiZung October 28, 2018
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she is beautiful inside out, she might be shy or quiet but crazy atimes, she gives a sweet grin on her cheek and full of kindness with a soft heart eventually
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Get the ewatomi mug.The common reference to children with the tendency to show early signs of gayness in life. Stands for Elex wails animals like kangaroos 5X. Common symptoms:
1. Enjoy playing various sports as it allows them to rub up against other guys and touch there no-no spots.
2.Most common sport obsession is basketball because of all the ball handling-often idolize Tracy McGrady and Jake Plummer because of their impacts on the gay community.
3. Will cry often when being de-pants in public places or when missing favorite anime on Toonami.
If those symptoms occur you may have a case of EWALK5 on your hands.
1. Enjoy playing various sports as it allows them to rub up against other guys and touch there no-no spots.
2.Most common sport obsession is basketball because of all the ball handling-often idolize Tracy McGrady and Jake Plummer because of their impacts on the gay community.
3. Will cry often when being de-pants in public places or when missing favorite anime on Toonami.
If those symptoms occur you may have a case of EWALK5 on your hands.
Ex.1
Mom: Whats wrong with my child why does he like touching all of action figures in really weird ways, and rubbing basketballs on his scrotum.
Doctor: Your son has a case of EWALK5!
Mom: Oh my god, doctor, put him down.
Ex.2
Random Kid 1 : Why is that kid humping basketballs and Broncos football helmets.
Random Kid 2 : I think he has a rare case of EWALK5 thats why he is whacking off to a pic of Brady Quinn.
EWALK5 Pateint: yeah notre dame(jizzs on kids)
Mom: Whats wrong with my child why does he like touching all of action figures in really weird ways, and rubbing basketballs on his scrotum.
Doctor: Your son has a case of EWALK5!
Mom: Oh my god, doctor, put him down.
Ex.2
Random Kid 1 : Why is that kid humping basketballs and Broncos football helmets.
Random Kid 2 : I think he has a rare case of EWALK5 thats why he is whacking off to a pic of Brady Quinn.
EWALK5 Pateint: yeah notre dame(jizzs on kids)
by Elex Walker August 26, 2006
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