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Eeyore is a fictional character from The Adventures of Pooh and Friends, who is known as the depressing donkey. Nowadays, calling someone an Eeyore subliminally means calling someone an emo asshole, taken from his literal description of character.
"OMG Stephen, I don't give a crap about your lies you fricken EEYORE!"
by Kimi-San July 18, 2006
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1.a kickass hidden song at the end of Scissors on Slipknots second album.

2.a depressed donkey
1.meet the man that made me, greet the can i came from, oh, the fucking sacred heart of jesus, blew it in a back room, feelin like a real goon, slam the fuck aside man, IM ON YOU'RE NOT!!

2.eeyore the donkey
by dan ramP October 7, 2006
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To be very sad and depressed. To mope about and want people to feel sorry for you.
by bezel333 January 3, 2006
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literal translation from it's personality, an emo
"jacob, stop being an eeyore"
by john ladder September 8, 2007
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a character in a gay sex reality tv show called "winnie the pooh" eeyore, unlike his other friends is the only one that doesn't take anti-depressants and influences kids to be emo and that their future houses will be a bunch of sticks in the middle of the hundred acre woods. Although he may not cut himself, he enjoys stabbing his ass with a nail and decorating it with a pink bow.
Don't go eeyore, man
by a bunch of pooh March 7, 2008
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v. To get all fucked up, lose all ability to communicate using the English language, act crazy, then wake up the next day and not remember a thing
Man, Justin got all eeyored out last night. Those tequila shots must have done him in.
by Norman Bates May 2, 2006
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An adult female with a sweet nature and loving disposition who is also very childlike. At times a bit surly and grumpy, other times a bit docile and milquetoast, but with a heart full of gold and ultimately lovable. A wonderful person.
Its not a surprise that Savannah can be a successful entrepreneur and yet get so wrapped up in 'Gilmour Girls' since she is veritable Eeyore. She is quite fortunate to know Tyler.
by Cavalier72 March 3, 2009
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