driftwood

n. 1) a type of elongated skateboard with good lateral skidding action used for tricks.

2) sexual tumesence.

Dude! I totally put some rad decals on my driftwood last night! Want to see?

Ahhh. No. Not really.

by gnostic1 August 21, 2011

Driftwood

The biggest loser, no friend having guy or girl that shows up at parties for free drinks and alcohol. Usually seen at house parties and block parties. Often observed at bars and buffet tables at corporate functions where someone else is paying the bill.

John: Hey Mike, whos that stuffing themself at the buffet table.
Mike: I don't know. Never seen them.
John: Gotta be driftwood.
Mike: Yeah, don't know them, will never see them again

by GraniteEagle April 29, 2011

Driftwood

getting an erection while in a pool.

I was grindin' on some chick in the pool and ended up getting driftwood.

by bige54321 July 15, 2010

driftwood

Noun : An erection that finds its way out of a man's undergarments of its own accord .

After seeing Kim in those tight-ass shorts my dick done shot straight outta' my boxers!!! If I don't shove this driftwood back in I'm gonna' chafe somethin' fierce .

by Boozeman August 24, 2006

Driftwood

An erection that moves around inside a guy's pants.

Looks libk Bob has driftwood in his pants. It's all over the place in there.

by Dave720 May 12, 2016

Driftwood

A semi chub that drifts to either side of your pants

Ray: You see that chick running?

Jack: **Adjusts pants**

Ray: What're you doing?

Jack: Driftwood

by Snickelfritz69 June 18, 2017

Driftwood

DEADWOOD refers to worthless people in large companies, DRIFTWOOD is when that employee gets passed from one department to another hoping to find a place where they can add value (or delay getting fired).

Joe is totally Driftwood, he has been passed off to every department in this division and never once completed a days work.

by DCE1511 June 20, 2019