DCE1511's definitions

CYPB

CYPB

A sarcastic congratulatory note, in the form of an acronym, given to a scapegoat who has just been "promoted" or "honored" with leading an impossible team or mission.

Standing for "Congratulations!!!...You Poor Bastard!"

CYPB, I hear you just got promoted to lead Company C on that suicide mission.

by DCE1511 July 24, 2016

Driftwood

DEADWOOD refers to worthless people in large companies, DRIFTWOOD is when that employee gets passed from one department to another hoping to find a place where they can add value (or delay getting fired).

Joe is totally Driftwood, he has been passed off to every department in this division and never once completed a days work.

by DCE1511 June 20, 2019