A UK based drift forum and parts shop, owned by D1GB champion Phil Morrison who all the forum members suck up to. The forum members are mainly keyboard warriors who spend all their time arguing on the forum and hardly ever attend drift days.
New member: Looking to get into drifting, what car should I get?
Forum regular: Use the search button noob, I own an S13 and I have 10k posts on Driftworks so I know better than you!
Noun: An erection that is wasted or not put to use; Wood that never finds its port and is thus worn away/beaten and eventually gives up.
When Rhiana, the neighbor, asked if I wanted to "watch a movie" I thought for sure we'd get down. To my chagrin, we literally watched a movie while my driftwood bobbed in vain on a hopeless, lonely, sea.
Driftwood Vagina is a condition when a case of Splinter Pussy goes untreated for a length of time. Symptoms include; moldy smell, moss, and termites. People who suffer from Driftwood Vagina would often continue to leave their condition uncured as they were a dumb bitch to get Splinter Pussy in the first place.
Fred realized Selma had Driftwood Vagina when he pulled out with a caterpillar eating a leaf off his dick.