drifttwo

Some dick who thinks his shit dont stink.
Also good at Website Dev,Website Security,And everything.

drifttwo

by UrbanleetcityXD May 12, 2017

driftworks

A UK based drift forum and parts shop, owned by D1GB champion Phil Morrison who all the forum members suck up to. The forum members are mainly keyboard warriors who spend all their time arguing on the forum and hardly ever attend drift days.

New member: Looking to get into drifting, what car should I get?

Forum regular: Use the search button noob, I own an S13 and I have 10k posts on Driftworks so I know better than you!

by asdf518 July 23, 2010

driftwood

Noun: An erection that is wasted or not put to use; Wood that never finds its port and is thus worn away/beaten and eventually gives up.

When Rhiana, the neighbor, asked if I wanted to "watch a movie" I thought for sure we'd get down. To my chagrin, we literally watched a movie while my driftwood bobbed in vain on a hopeless, lonely, sea.

by Brad Yo February 8, 2006

Driftwood Vagina

Driftwood Vagina is a condition when a case of Splinter Pussy goes untreated for a length of time. Symptoms include; moldy smell, moss, and termites. People who suffer from Driftwood Vagina would often continue to leave their condition uncured as they were a dumb bitch to get Splinter Pussy in the first place.

Fred realized Selma had Driftwood Vagina when he pulled out with a caterpillar eating a leaf off his dick.

by Anonymous Doctor November 19, 2010

driftwood

a random boner, a stiffy out of nowhere

Chris L. was wearing his umbros in class and got up to leave and low and behold he had a bad case of driftwood for everyone to see!

by Slick Nick October 13, 2005

Driftwood

drift·wood (drĭft'wŏŏd')

n. A solitary individual who aimlessly bounces between others on a crowded dance-floor engaging in obnoxious behavior and unwanted advances.

Girl I'm sick of this club, too much Driftwood to deal with.

by thabigshifty September 14, 2009

driftwood

the act of laying in a pool floating on your back naked while your boner is sticking up out the water

where is uncle jeff? oh he's busy doing his afternoon driftwood

by jmanning June 16, 2018