Dave720's definitions

Swamp Monster

A person who likes sweaty, musty, crotch on a person they are having sex with.

Don't shower before your date tonight, Mike is a swamp monster.

by Dave720 May 13, 2016

side pack

when a male puts his whole "package" on one side of his crotch seam to make him appear to have more than he does.

I'll side pack today cuz I'm going to the beach.

by Dave720 March 2, 2012

Stooge

A moron. A stooge has skewed thinking and little intelligence yet thinks he/she is equal to or better than everyone else.

Did you see Tom sucking up to the Director? He doesn't even know what the words mean. What a stooge!

by Dave720 January 29, 2014

Balsa wood

A semi-hard erection

Hey Jenny, stay away from Mike. He is Balsa wood.

by Dave720 May 12, 2016

Driftwood

An erection that moves around inside a guy's pants.

Looks libk Bob has driftwood in his pants. It's all over the place in there.

by Dave720 May 12, 2016

Choka

During sex, the top holding the neck of the bottom, gently squeezing to reduce air flow and highten the orgasm.

Ben is a safe Choka; he doesnt want to hurt me while we nut.

by Dave720 May 12, 2016

Pansy

A timid, sissy-ish, easily scared, male. Unlike a Nellie or Sissy, a pansy is usually straight.

Brad is such a Pansy - when his wife calls his name he trembles and worries about what she may want from him.

by Dave720 May 31, 2019