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Noun : An erection that finds its way out of a man's undergarments of its own accord .
After seeing Kim in those tight-ass shorts my dick done shot straight outta' my boxers!!! If I don't shove this driftwood back in I'm gonna' chafe somethin' fierce .
by Boozeman August 25, 2006
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