It is said that somewhere in the universe, exists a dress so perfect that when you try it on, you automatically reach enlightenment. It perfectly higlights your curves, lengthens your legs flattens your tummy and makes you look "trendy yet sophisticated" from the moment you put it on. after you find the dress, good luck follows you wherever you go and you will probably marry a rich doctor. Right now, the dress is just an urban legand but you never know, right now as you read this "The Dress" might be hiding inside some store waiting for a lucky woman to find it.
Betty: "I heard that Lauren married a rich doctor and moved to L.A. and is now the fasion editor for Elle magazine!"
Clare:"Yeah, she found The Dress."
Betty:"...ooh lucky bitch!"
Clare:"Yeah, she found The Dress."
Betty:"...ooh lucky bitch!"
by Alli!~! June 1, 2007
Me: walk into Domelici's
Her: Whatch'u want, baby
Me: Can I please have a roast beef po'boy and a Dixie beer, please?
Her: You want that dressed?
Me: Yes, ma'am.
Her: All right then.
Me: looking in bag - Uh, ma'am I didn't order a bag of Zapp's
Her: Oh, baby, that's just a little lagniappe.
Her: Whatch'u want, baby
Me: Can I please have a roast beef po'boy and a Dixie beer, please?
Her: You want that dressed?
Me: Yes, ma'am.
Her: All right then.
Me: looking in bag - Uh, ma'am I didn't order a bag of Zapp's
Her: Oh, baby, that's just a little lagniappe.
by El Gancho Taquero November 13, 2020
Truly believe to make women and girls more feminine because of their restricted movements to prevent unwanted embarrassment.
Anna, you should sit properly and lady-like in your dress. You don't want your skirt going-up, do you?
by Cheeky Smiles April 13, 2011
by your worst nightmare March 17, 2005
by Cornholio September 30, 2003
The dress that some people say is white and gold and some people say is blue and black until they annoy that crap out of each other and declare war against humanity.
by Justawesome January 23, 2016