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well ventilated dress shoes 

term used by office workers for sandals in order to be able to wear them in the office
Your feet are warm? Well then you need well ventilated dress shoes!

dress shopping 

buying something you;ll probably wear once and then give to a thrift store or sell on E-Bay
I'm going dress shopping for my wedding gown.
dress shopping by Amber Edsall June 19, 2008

well ventilated dress shoes 

term used by office workers for sandals in order to be able to wear them in the office
Your feet get all hot and sweaty? Well then you need well ventilated dress shoes!

Dress shoes 

A code word for a secret hook up, usually involving cash or friends.
Dress shoes by 5678m February 3, 2022

The Dress Syndrome 

A form color blindness, typically causing the colors of white/gold to be slurred or confused with the colors blue/black.
I THOUGHT IT WAS GOLD AND WHITE! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH ME!? Wait... I have The Dress Syndrome. Hmm. Interesting.
The Dress Syndrome by Asultri March 8, 2015

dress sock 

When the crack of a guy's ass is so hairy it looks like there is a black dress sock stuck between his ass cheeks.
When Paul got pantsed his dress sock was on display.
dress sock by Jay Horsecow April 24, 2008