DPM

Dabs Per Minute

Dude1: What’s your DPM?
Dude2: 72

by ngibson812 December 9, 2017

DPM

Dicks Per Minute - the number of dicks able to be placed within the mouth of said man/women in succession while under one minute of time. Is a test of endurence, stamina, and DPM abiity.

The count of one is the placement inside the mouth and then removal before the next dick is placed in said individuals mouth

Q was able to set the world record for DPM last fall while on the training trip.

Ashley has surpassed Kate in the DPM stint this time - but he keeps on trucking while the number in and around his mouth is on the rise.

W especially is found of the DPMJ record he set last fall during school.

by joeblowme April 13, 2009

DPM

Deaths Per Minute, in various games, for example BattleField2

A: How much is your DPM ?
B: It's like 2.0
A: Hahhah, loser !

by N0Obie September 28, 2005

DPM

DPM (Dabs per minute)
It is how many Dabs you do on average per minute.

"Hey bro I was lifting and I shot for a new personal best and increased my DPM by 10% for a whole 300 DPM"
"Bro that's crazy"

by Wife Aggro August 26, 2017

DPM

DPM - Dirty Pussy Mouth - what you get when you go down on someone not up to par on having a clean pussy

Hey, why aren't you passing that J to me?? Because man you have DPM, go take care of it and you can blaze this with us, I don't want that slu's Disease.

by JayRyder April 19, 2005

DPM

Digital Prostate Massage

Inserting one's finger into the anus to massage the prostate gland.

She gave me a great DPM.

by Purple January 15, 2005

DPM Foundation

A shitty hacking organization, probably short for "Digital Piracy Makers", they're very unoriginal and they ruin fun for others. They should really just drop the act and actually make their lives useful for once instead of making malware.

DPM Foundation is a terrible organization.

by Vitamin's Lost Brother April 14, 2023