republican douchery

when any member of the GOP says or does something racist, classist, misogynistic, discriminatory, bigoted, unlawful, nonsensical or generally stupid and insensitive.

The government shutdown is the latest great example of modern republican douchery.

by LuvNugger October 3, 2013

douchery

To engage in the actions of a douche (or douche bag).

I cannot abide Dan's douchery.

by Jonnyguano September 13, 2005

Fuckass Douchetard

For when fucker and douchenozzle just don't adequately describe the person or situation.

"Tucker Bush is a fuckass douchetard"

by DanforthMullins December 21, 2007

social douchetard

a socially challenged person with douchey traits

Polly is a douche with no social skills.

Therefore Polly is a social douchetard.

by thesmoothoperator June 16, 2010

DoucheDyke

- A dyke that has many unfavorable charateristics of a man; also thinks that they can have any girl in the world even though they look like something straight out of seaworld.

DoucheDyke: "hey baby, let's go back to my crib and f*ck"

Femme: "no thanks"

DoucheDyke: "you weren't that fine anyway"

by robbindahood August 10, 2010

Doucheten

A variation of the word douchebag. Pretty much the same meaning

Branden plays football for elmo like a doucheten

by doucheten September 9, 2007

douchery

Douchery is douchebaggery which is merely tedious.

Unlike full-blown douchebaggery, mere douchery does not provoke sufficient passion in the observer to make the two hard consonants in the middle of the word worth the effort.

Jack: Check it - what kind of guy comes to a football game wearing a Vacheron watch? Douchebaggery!
Joe: Nah man, that's just a fake.
Jack and Joe: <sigh> Douchery...

by Pipe Downn January 10, 2010