Ditchbag

Noun. Someone who constantly fails to show up for dates or abandons their friends at a bar.
Similar to douchebag.

"Did Jesse leave without us AGAIN?"
"Yeah. She's such a ditchbag."

by dissonant October 23, 2011

Ditchwanker

A guy who shows up to an overnight party in someone's garden without a sleeping bag and a tent. And instead sleeps fully clothed in the corner of someone else's tent without a sleeping bag or a pillow with their face positioned up against one of the tents canvas walls.

Oi Zac!!!! (Pause) Fucking ditchwanker!!!

by LoldudleygayxD September 26, 2019

Ditchable Prom date

That’s what Bobby Singer (Supernatural) isn’t.

You can say it if somebody didn’t show up to an appointment you made.

It means that someone just purposely didn’t show up.

For Supernatural Fans it will always be funny if they hear someone saying that.

Bobby: "Do I look like a ditchable Prom date to you?"

Person xy: "I’m not a ditchable prom date"

by baby_satan67 April 15, 2020

ditchable

Someone you can dump over

Do I look like ditchable prom-date to you?
No, Bobby, of course not.

by Bullm September 7, 2020

ditchball

An individual whom when given the keys to his own demise, takes that ball and runs with straight to the ditch.

Damn Kyle is a straight ditchball I was just kidding about how good meth was and here he is, on meth.

by Ken Berry June 24, 2021

Ditchano

Usually a Guy who is very autistic and says stuff before he thinks, he is an outcast to his Family and has no friends. He cant say Playstation very wel.

Look Its Ditchano, HIDE!

by Memegoddie123 July 20, 2022