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Dipshittery

A mix of incompetence, shenanigans, and overall laziness in a surgical critical care environment; common in Louisiana. Term coined by "Mississippi Mudd".
Healthcare Provider 1: Dude, I can't stand this place anymore. I'm transferring out.

Healthcare Provider 2: Yeah, lots of dipshittery happens when not needed or called for.
by Tosser of Salads June 16, 2017
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DIPster

A damn interesting person who others admire because of their lifestyle, interests, hobbies, or ability to squeeze the juice out of life. DIPster comes from the acronym, DIP for Damn Interesting Person with the suffix -ster used to form the noun associated with the group of damn interesting people and counters the meaning of dip, or stupid.
You should get to know Jorge, he's the one that's organizing that trip to hike the Inca Trail to Machu Picchu. He's a total DIPster.
by JuicyLife September 24, 2018
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Dipster

Someone who was hipster before it was "cool" and doesn't actually refer to themselves as a hipster
Kevin: I knew this band 4 years ago
Thelma: I LOVE THIS BAND! and wearing plaid and big glasses... I'm so hipster...

Kevin is a dipster.
by Eggplant1111 February 7, 2014
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Dipsters

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by ACreativeName May 26, 2021
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fintech dipshitery

The act of being a completely naive dipshit in the fintech industry, going to great lengths to garner large audiences to witness your public swan dive . Performing and engaging in activities that only an incompetent and overly-confident moron would. Results in jaw dropping mistakes that cause your audience to feel second-hand embarrassment, this feeling can become an addiction, now only following you because they too are FinTech Dipshits, virtue signaling, or they are aroused by watching you wage jihad on your own credibility, ie. calling yourself an influencer or thought leader, virtue signaling, representing surveys as data/research, buzzwords out of context, insulting your own audience, fear mongering, click bait, intentional hypocrisy. and basically destroying everything in their path until ALL are stupider for having breathed their air, we now live in a paradox, Dipshitery becomes widespread & causes collective intelligence to decline, making dipshitery the new normal. Brainwashed, they fall in love with the system & propagate the Dipshitery, accelerating the cycle until the entire herd is compromised. The decline can only be seen (and hopefully someday cured) with the use of highly suspect, and wildly sophisticated mechanisms that are so new & innovative they are yet unproven in scientific circles, these include: truth, facts, data, math, not being a dipshit, or having an original thought.
Did you see the article they wrote, it was filled with FinTech Dipshitery. I have never seen someone who knows less about what they are talking about, everything they said was complete fintech dipshitery.
by FinTech Cowboy July 15, 2021
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dipster

A connoisseur of the hottest new dips.

Used ironically when hipsters are mentioned (typically on Facebook or Something Awful).
a: Fuck you, hipster.
b: I'm not a hipster; I'm a dipster.
a: I love dip!
b: Have you tried the new Jamaican neo-ranch, the biggest new dipster garabe in fodue fork magazine?
by Disappointed Urban Dict User February 16, 2010
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dipster

someone who tries to act cool but is actually a complete idiot.(aka-a nerd)
Our teacher is such a dipster when it comes to talking to us.
by Becky March 1, 2004
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