dinkleberg

A scapegoat to all your problems in the form of a neighbor that's better than you in every way

My Netflix account is not working... DINKLEBERG!

by COMISHTHEMEME September 2, 2017

Dinkleberg

Dinkleberg is a communist piece of shit that is responsible for every problem that has ever occurred in anyone's lives.

Aw shit I think I just ran over the neighbors dog... fucking Dinkleberg

by IG: dinosaurherpes August 28, 2018

dicklash

A stress injury to the neck caused by sucking dick or otherwise orally receiving a phallus.

Katharine: Ah! My neck has been killing me since last night!

Kevin: Did you go out with Long Dick Larry again? Girl, you better sue that cat for giving you dicklash!

by melidollabillz February 7, 2014

Dikla

Hebrew: דִּקְלָה - (palm tree) probably the sweetest girl you will ever meet. Dikla is a known figure, smart, beautiful & sexy and popular among guys and girls too. Dikla is an excellent kisser, great in bed and divine in giving head.

guy 1: are you coming over tonight mate? I've got an excellent bottle of scotch whiskey, some good cocaine, and a bunch of college girls are coming for an orgy later on.
guy 2: sorry mate, but I think I'll pass. I'm gonna just stay home tonight and have sex with Dikla.
guy 1: damn, you're one lucky bastard!

by Matans February 22, 2010

Dinkfast

Dinner-cum-breakfast in one. Din(ner)(brea)kfast.

Damn, I missed my dinner last night. Who's up for some dinkfast?! Amir? You in?!

by zuldevil March 2, 2009

dinkleburg

an inside joke on tiktok saying that something is dumb or unfunny.

some one makes a corny joke:
you will say “dinkleburg”
some one asks how much a penny is and u say “dinkleburg”

by hirangeo February 11, 2021

dinflation

Dinflation is the phenomenon that occurs at a restaurant when the diners realize the check will likely be split evenly and over order, causing the final check to be inflated. The dinflation/over order is generally late in the meal and may be an extra bottle of wine, a digestif (e.g. port), or dessert that you wouldn't normally order.

This phenomenon is particularly prevalent in situations where a meal is spread out over many shared courses, where a bottle of wine is ordered & shared, when some of the party shows up late complicating things, or when patrons are not carrying cash and the polite thing to do is simply "split the check X ways" to save the waiter the headache.

The evening started out pretty reserved with just the three couples. But after a round of appetizers and two bottles of wine, folks realized the check was going to be complicated. Dinflation occurred when they set caution to the wind, ordered the most expensive cut of meat and someone even ordered a cigar.

by richard bullard barnes August 7, 2012