diddle

1. To touch or caress the genitals in some way.

2. Female masturbation.

3. To cheat or swindle.

4. To ram a bottle up your own, or someone else's arse.

1. I diddled my cat yesterday.

2. I caught her diddling in the broom cupboard!

3. He diddled me out of that job.

4. www.diddlers.info

As you can see, confsuing the various meanings of the word will result in a big mess...

by Jimmay July 30, 2004

diddle

To masturbate - particularly a woman.

Maria wouldn't be so uptight if she would just diddle herself every once in awhile.

by blocky October 18, 2012

Diddle

-to touch oneself in a sexual manner.

-to masturbate.

''She diddles herself. Alottt.''

''He wanted sexual satisfaction, but his girlfriend couldn't come over...so he diddled himself instead.''

by seahorse_salad December 1, 2009

diddle

1. Female pleasuring herself by rubbing her vulva

2. Informal word for a penis (New Zealand English)

1. She was diddling herself on the sofa

2. I touched his diddle

by Aquablue November 12, 2013

Diddle

It's what jared foggle did, to put it in short terms, it means to molest someone

Dude my uncle diddled me yesterday

by Theshitmiester February 21, 2017

Diddles

The name given to one who fingers the female genitalia.

Did you here Jim fingered Sally?

Yeah Diddles is at it again.

by Mike Huntson March 26, 2010

diddle

The rebounding of a drumstick so that two notes are played in succession, usually at the same dynamic, to generate a faster way of playing strokes.

You can't play a drum roll without knowing how to diddle.

by r0x0rw00t June 30, 2005