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dickfast

The meal that comes between Dinner and Breakfast. Brunch is the meal between Breakfast and Lunch. Since Breakfast comes first, it is used as the first part of the word and since lunch comes second, it is used as the second part of the word.
We closed down Anna's Caddyshack so we got cheesesticks for dickfast.
by Collin Danielle Ailisa Ian April 22, 2007
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DICKtatorship

To be controlled or dominated by a man
Guy1 "Dude my girlfriend wont let me do anything"
Guy2 "that sucks dude but i aint a pussy, i own my woman, its a DICKtatorship"
by Wildo 69 April 1, 2010
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dicksaster

1) when a guy is totally ready to bone the chick he brought home from the bar that night (or to her place), but just can't seem to get it up, no matter how hard he tries (or she tries);

2) in immediate need of some viagra;

3) the awkward moment where he looks at you and says, "It's not gonna happen..."
(the day after) - Chick 1: "...and we left the bar after he was talkin' all that shit, and he ain't shit!"
Chick 2: "So you're saying he couldn't even get it up?"
Chick 1: "Ya, it was a dicksaster."

(dude talking with other dudes) - Dude 1: "This has never happened to me before, man."
Dude 2: "Yeah, sure it hasn't. Sounds like another dicksaster to me."
by SpeeMan January 12, 2011
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dickmonstrole

A man or woman with a love FO YO DIACK!!!!
Jenna is such a dickmonstrole, she sucked me so hard last night!
by BOB'S-MOM'S-DICK November 4, 2014
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Dicktation

A "Gang" Symbol used in the Online series "Summer Heights High". Show using a picture of a dick with tation after it.
"see you draw a dick and then "tation" and you have it dicktation.
by King Zaos September 27, 2008
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dicktease

A girl (usually hot) that teases a man pretending she will do something sexual with him, then does not follow through
'She said she'd have sex with me, but she didn't follow through, what a dicktease'
by DefinitionMe July 20, 2004
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dicktaster

Like a dictator, a ruler with total power over a country, typically one who has obtained power by force. Determining the best tasting dicks in the land by way of tasting them.
She was the greatest dicktaster of all, tasting every dick that she encountered, ruling the tastiest of all land.
by GlazeHer June 19, 2016
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