Dicksplash

Splash back caused by careless high-pressure peeing into a urinal. In rare cases the splash back hits your face and beard. Also a term to descibe a delinquant.

Man 1: Yo whats with them splash marks on your sneakers?
Man 2: Just been for a pee, was really desperate and caught some nasty dicksplash

Boy 1 I cannot believe you did not take that free beer, you dicksplash

by Splashman August 3, 2007

dicksplash

The act of pissing into someones mouth while they hold it in and dont swallow, then splashing your dick into the lovely warm peepee.

john gave me a good dicksplashing last wednesday

by blilliam bleed June 11, 2018

Dicksplash

Just a dickhead with a dick that splashes in the bath

Your such a fucking dicksplash

by TGF bro lover December 19, 2016

Dicksplash

a dicksplash is somebody who is a little dick and is most likely racist, homophobic, misogynistic e.t.c

"I hate Elijah."
"Why?"
"He's a dicksplash."
"We stan blu-ray not eli-ace"
JK JK I AM NOT SANTA BC SANTA HATES ELIJAH AND I AM NOT SANTA THE END

by ILIKERAY December 16, 2021

dicklash

A stress injury to the neck caused by sucking dick or otherwise orally receiving a phallus.

Katharine: Ah! My neck has been killing me since last night!

Kevin: Did you go out with Long Dick Larry again? Girl, you better sue that cat for giving you dicklash!

by melidollabillz February 7, 2014

dickflash

To expose just your dick to an unsuspecting person in a public or semi public place. Generally done by exposing the penis through the zipper of shorts or pants or allowing the cock to hang out the leg hole of a pair of shorts. More often than not, when a man is dickflashing, he pretends not to know he is exposing himself to his voyeur, so as to prevent any trouble and allow the person looking to enjoy viewing his organ in secret.

"Oh my god, that guys dick head is hanging out of his gym shorts, he's totally dickflashing us."

by Mattxj April 10, 2008

Dicksmashed

The act of getting fucking housed

Although it was Amanda's bday, Karen ended up getting so dicksmashed that she puked everywhere.

by Jo W July 30, 2013