dickgobbler

A bitch who sucks dick waaayyyy to much. Gobbles that shit like a turkey.

Nancy is a dickgobbler. She sucked Mufa's dick for breakfast lunch & dinnah. That bitch a turkey!

by Mufa September 21, 2006

Dickjockey

A dickjockey is a woman who fails at every position besides sitting on your penis.

“Yo, Ayden! I had this chick last night, she was a dickjockey, fell off the bed during doggystyle!”

by Failee Israelee February 19, 2019

Sloppery Dick Job

noun
To be on the receiving end of the act of fellatio, while at the same time shampooing their hair.

"Hey Steven, did you give Jeff a sloppery dick job?"
"Yeah, why?"
"...there's still some shampoo in your hair."

by Cole Stewart March 24, 2010

dicknob

Someone who is so annoying that to call them only one penis-based-insult just isn't enough.

A compound insult that should be reserved for truly special individuals.

A bit like twatcunt.

Peter: I say! That man's pissing in our front garden.

Susan: What a dicknob! Fetch the musket.

by jwgrooves October 11, 2010

Dick Job

Two guys using their dicks to jerk off another guys dick (essentially sandwiching a penis between two penises)

Man those hot dudes gave me a good dick job

I gave my grandpa a sick job last night

by Robert (The Daddy) Armstrong May 25, 2022

dick job

the act of one person completely screwing over another so all their friends can laugh obnoxiously and point at the unassuming victim.....this is mainly performed after baseball practice in a blue mitsuibishi outlander by four boys who run naked in the streets and touch each other with no qualms

group of friends: "hey lets dick job that bitch walking her dog over there"
dickjobber: "hey hey excuse me.....how do you get to route 9?"
dickjobbee: "well you turn left onto 516 then go down three lights and veer off to the right...youll see the signs."
dickjobber: "ok so left, 3 lights, follow the signs?"
dickjobbee: "you got it"
dickjobber: "thanks...thank you so much....oh and by the way....SUCK A DICK!"

by CAP'N SAC May 17, 2006

DickDobbler

Someone who's a hoe always wanting dick.

1. Kim kardashian is such a dickdobbler wtf!!!
2. Enough Jojo stop dobbling my dick

by woahhbroo March 28, 2016