duckjob

it comes from japanese sexual practice whereby a man inserts his penis into the quivering touchhole of a live duck. the duck's head is then lopped off and in the final moments of its apparently futile life, the anus spasms. the same principle is used by japanese hookers where they dunk their heads in tubs of water while sailors penetrate their twitching love sockets with their filthy, uncut sushi rolls. another reason to travel japan!

after a long night of munging for bean juice, i decided it was time for a duckjob.

duckjob by smacky October 15, 2004

Rambo duck job 

You take a rubber duck put it on your dick and anal a girl no hands while watching Rambo

-"Yo i gave that slut a Rambo duck job at the movie theater last night"

Rambo duck job by throneroommaster445 March 10, 2010

Dickjob

When you wrap your flaccid penis(because you're straight) around another man's erect penis and kinda job it up and down.

"Bro, I totally got a dickjob from John last night. He's not gay though."

Dickjob by i made dickjob June 19, 2018

Dickjob

1: (verb) - To stop, interfere, or otherwise interrupt someone and their goals or intentions.

(Also see Cockblock)

"I was all up on this bitch...until this dude came over and just dickjobed me."

Dickjob by Suo & Jay April 25, 2008

dickjob

somoeone whos being a total asshole

god hes being such a dickjob

dickjob by mak October 25, 2003

Dickjob

a sexual act much like a handjob in which the giver of the dickjob keeps their hand at crotch level, lubricated, and completely stationary. The recipient of the dickjob proceeds to fuck the stationary hand until satisfied and/or ejaculation is reached. This varies from the handjob in that the hand is stationary; in a handjob the hand moves to provide gratification, while in a dickjob, the dick moves to receive gratification. This is a popular sexual act among the gay, amish, and ginger communities.

"Did you see Ryan give that dude a dickjob at Jason's bar mitzvah? That shit was so fucking cash, bro. I wanted to be next up, but my dad cut me in line and I didn't have $10."

Dickjob by Hans Kupholder May 13, 2009

Dickjob

When two males rub their dicks together and whoever cums first is pronounced gay.

Dude, Dillon was giving @310beats a dickjob, and Dillon came first, so he's now gay!

Dickjob by 310meats June 7, 2018