by LaxBrolololol December 15, 2008
Get the Dick Titsmug. Typically found on tall women like between the ages of 40-death. More than likely has breastfed at least 5 children.
When freely hung, they droop below the belly button. They are much longer than the typical set. The nipples must be large enough to resemble the head of a penis.
When freely hung, they droop below the belly button. They are much longer than the typical set. The nipples must be large enough to resemble the head of a penis.
Hey Lalemo! How you get that black eye?
Man my baby mama was cooking me grits without a bra on and turned around and hit me in the damn eye with her dick tits!
Man my baby mama was cooking me grits without a bra on and turned around and hit me in the damn eye with her dick tits!
by BreadMan Cometh January 14, 2020
Get the Dick titsmug. A person or object that is:
a. Someone who's such an asshole you don't know what to call them
b. A pretty woman you meet at the pub, have a few drinks with then go back to your place with, only to realise she has much more downstairs. Or...
c. That one bloke you want to beat the absolute shit out of
a. Someone who's such an asshole you don't know what to call them
b. A pretty woman you meet at the pub, have a few drinks with then go back to your place with, only to realise she has much more downstairs. Or...
c. That one bloke you want to beat the absolute shit out of
Jesus, your such a... a.... dick tit!
Why did you approach me you dick tit?!
I swear to God that dick tit is gonna get it...
Why did you approach me you dick tit?!
I swear to God that dick tit is gonna get it...
by soulofadeadman November 15, 2016
Get the Dick titmug. by Badbradacadabra October 11, 2010
Get the Nippless Dick Titsmug. by raywuzhere@hotmail.com September 20, 2005
Get the nippleless dick titsmug. a game where a group of people must create funny sentences involving the words - dicks tits and ass. players cannot add other strong nouns, only verbs, adverbs, and adjectives. some exceptions apply. you may use one of the three words, both or all three.
NOTE the delivery is what makes the game, usually funnier when someone puts a sort of screechy highpitched voice with funny actions.
NOTE the delivery is what makes the game, usually funnier when someone puts a sort of screechy highpitched voice with funny actions.
your diccccck smells like a bunch of diccckkksss that are hanging out of your assssses DICK. (dicks tits ass)
by gcook September 25, 2006
Get the dicks tits assmug. when a man rubs his own shitty finger across his upper lip while he simultaneously slaps another guys dick with his, and finishes up by cumming on a girls tit.
by murrbunni January 13, 2009
Get the dirty weanie pearl dick titmug.