dickshare

When a man tries to get you into bed with an elaborate timeshare like sales pitch of his wealth and status.

He flashes his platinum American Express card and showed me pictures of the house he is building on the beach, trying to get me to go back to his place. It was like a dickshare presentation.

by Clever girl 1124 June 14, 2015

dickshake

dickshake - the act of a female repeatedly shaking ones dick until a cum extravaganza occurs, resulting in a delicous, nutritious snack for the female. A dickshake can be drank from a cup, mug, or straight into ones mouth. If a dickshake is chunky, one may need to get tested for scrumpious diseases.

This dickshake is not only fufilling but appears to come with chunks of chocolate!

by Stephenz A August 24, 2008

Dickshake

The act of putting your dick into a blender with some milk and ice cream and then drinking it.

Dude, I kidnapped an orphan and made a chocolate dickshake with him last night, it was delicious.

by Warpig 88 April 18, 2010

dickshamer

Any person who intentionally shames a penis when it is in the crucial stage of beginning pleasure

Allison thought it was cute to be a dickshamer and rile a guy up only to send him to a place of probable impotence just for kicks

by von groovy May 10, 2019

dickshame

Dickshame is when someone’s a dick to the point their own dick goes around and up their ass.

Stop, you’re being a dickshame.

by da.real.dickshame May 20, 2021

Dickshake

To shake dicks instead of hands.

"Almost every hand that you ever shook has had a dick in it. Try a dickshake. Shake dicks instead of hands!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 4, 2023

Dickshake

cum

Dammit gus you spilt your dickshake all over my buns

by Shrek Shack July 9, 2024