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Spicy Dick Milk 

When you accidentally touch your dick with something hot and you have to cool it off and you think of milk, the milk immediately becomes Spicy Dick Milk
Man: I was seasoning some food and some fell onto my penis and it was so spicy that I had to stick it in some milk

Other Man: Thats called Spicy Dick Milk.
Young man, you're being called a milk dick because you claim to hate gays , but you're kissing another boy on the lips.
Milk Dick by Mr. Moose the 1st July 26, 2016

milk-dick 

A small poodle used for ass wiping.
Magen Poster is a milk-dick.
milk-dick by Nathanial Beddington February 25, 2010

Kitchen Milk Dick 

(KMD) - The penises natural state. A flaccid phallus with no expectation of being seen or interacted with.
I just saw Draven get out of the shower and he was rocking a total kitchen milk dick.
Kitchen Milk Dick by Jack2748 March 22, 2025

milk jug dick 

This is quite the legendary penis that you'll be happy to come across. This kind of cock is extremely large in size, and when you pop that willy you can expect to get cum fire hosed into your face. Typically this cock can fill up a milk jug in the maximum of 3 seconds.
Tim: Put the money in the fucking bag!
Jerry: Or what...

Tim: *drops pants and reveals milk jug dick*
Jerry: (under breath) Holy Fuck, we're screwed...
milk jug dick by NightmareFuel13 January 14, 2019

dick milker 

Damn g, dawn was a total dick milker last night!
dick milker by J.T. murda June 25, 2008