Commonly occurs in male military service members who are deployed to locations across the world, absent or severely lacking in actual attractive females. This can occur over a long period of time, or immediatly upon boots on the ground, depending on how much pussy backlog the service member had prior to the deployment. Similar to Beer Goggles and the Shallow Hal theory, the affected service member will begin to find the most hideous of hideously ugly females attractive, commonly known as Deployment Queens. This is due to there being a vast shortage of attractive women and the unwavering need for the male specimen to bust-a-nut, regardless of the orifice it goes into or onto.
Service Member 1: OMG, this place is crawling with FUGLIES!!!
Service Member 2: Are you kidding me? Did you see that one chick with the sagging hair bun, the BCG's, the cankles and the FUPA?
Service Member 1: Umm, yeah, she is the leader of the pack.
Service Member 2: I know, I'd fuck her!!!
Service Member 1: WTF, really, dude??? You've got deployment goggles already? We've only been gone for 6 months.
Service Member 2: Are you telling me you wouldn't tap that?
Service Member 1: ........Yeah......I would.
Service Member 2: Are you kidding me? Did you see that one chick with the sagging hair bun, the BCG's, the cankles and the FUPA?
Service Member 1: Umm, yeah, she is the leader of the pack.
Service Member 2: I know, I'd fuck her!!!
Service Member 1: WTF, really, dude??? You've got deployment goggles already? We've only been gone for 6 months.
Service Member 2: Are you telling me you wouldn't tap that?
Service Member 1: ........Yeah......I would.
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When an unattractive member of the US military (usually female) starts to look pretty hot the longer an overseas deployment lasts. The longer the deployment, the more desirable she is, therefore the more action she gets. Usually she would qualify as a “Two-Bagger” in the states.
Get it now while you’re deployment attractive, because when we get back to the states, you’re a beast again.
by Coconut.commando January 24, 2008
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by S.BOB September 30, 2010
Get the Decoolify mug.Noun. A primeval and ceremonial mating dance used by males to swoon and mark ownership of females. Requires great dexterity and poise. Involves the male turning its back on the female, bending with one fist clenched hand to touch toes and the hopping backwards towards the captivated female. Can be performed either solo or by a group of males. Instils a feeling of pride and admiration in any female lucky enough to be at the centre of a deboogle. A naked deboogle variation of the dance is possible.
Verb. To dance or move as per a deboogle.
Verb. To dance or move as per a deboogle.
Person A: I saw him deboogle a gorgeous blonde. I bet they will be married within a year
Person B: I was at a wedding the other day and witnessed a group deboogle of the bride. She was so proud.
Person C: I'm going to deboogle her
Person B: I was at a wedding the other day and witnessed a group deboogle of the bride. She was so proud.
Person C: I'm going to deboogle her
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