Cybertruck

a fucking trashcan on wheels that'll kill you and its driver when it crashes into your car because its accelerator pedal got stuck and the doors rusted shut. looks like a 5 year old drew his dream car and told a dumbass billionaire (with too much on his hands and too little braincells) to mass produce it for all the dudes with testosterone insecurity.

"look it's a cybertruck on the road! what the actual fuck was elon thinking?"

by ☃︎ November 28, 2024

Cybertruck

A Bypass for Sybau, an Abbreviation of "Shut your bitch ass up"

*In a Cops and Robbers Game*
-System: Officer 1 has Arrested JamesKingSkibidi8 and Collected his 8k Bounty-
Officer 1: phew!
JamesKingSkibidi8: Cybertruck Dude.

by AnalysisRerp_HelpingDefine_404 April 23, 2025

Cybertruck

The product Elon made that EVERYONE hates besides niggas who failed preschool, middle, high, and college, and happen to fail a fucking job application to McDonalds and rely on "Daddys money" to get by.

The Cybertruck is VERY unsafe, very aggrivating and uncomfortable to look at, and expensive for no fucking reason. It does not function like a truck its better off as an oven, and it features less then a standard pickup while being 2x (or more) the price of one.

"The Cybertruck is: unconventional, divisive design, which many find aesthetically unappealing, large blind spots due to the unique A-pillars, a problematic tonneau cover that obstructs rearview visibility, concerns about the stainless steel panel durability, and potential issues with the overly sensitive steering, making it difficult to maneuver at low speeds; while also highlighting potential compromises in practicality and functionality compared to traditional truck designs."

by Jadieee March 7, 2025

cybertruck

overpriced gimanamasaurous waste of parking space geometrically unsound ass car

A: “yoo is that one of those fucking cybertruck things taking up 3 parking spaces?”

B: “2017 roblox jailbreak ahh car”

by chrysanthemum8 March 15, 2025

Cybertruck

The act of unintentionally severing or cutting off a limb, digit, or appendage, reminiscent of the hazard posed by the Cybertruck's frunk design.

Did you hear about Anna? She apparently cybertrucked her ring finger clean off while at work last night!

by Fatboychummy May 7, 2024

Cybertruck

The ideal car for being thrown by Superman during a fight. Its sharp edges deal extra damage against opponents, and it will most likely explode on impact due to its poor design.

Superman desperately scanned the street during a fight to find the most morally acceptable car to throw at his opponent, knowing that not everybody has insurance, and loss of transportation can ruin a life. A wave of incredible relief washed over him as he recognized the hard geometric lines and silver paintless sheen of a Cybertruck.

by Palm Knee May 21, 2025

tesla cybertruck

Was released to the public far too soon.

The tesla cybertruck was released too early while it was still a prototype which is why it had so many problems.

by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing August 3, 2025