Boner Chute

the aisle in the grocery store where all the cleb magazines and whatnot are. Called the boner chute because its the place where you are most likely to get a boner while in grocery store.

Christian: Dude, i just went to the store to buy some condoms and lube today.
Erik: ......and?
christian: i got stuck in the boner chute while waiting to pay for them for like 15 minutes...
Erik: That sucks!

by Snipshow777xX September 30, 2010

cunteloupe

A melon used as a masturbatory device. See melonball.

The man gravy inside revealed that the watermelon had been used as a cunteloupe.

by Cuntoleezza Rice January 19, 2007

poop chute riot

1. An act of vigorous sodomy.

2. A violent spat of diarrhea.

'Oh man, this place is a mess! What is that smell?'

'Yea that. It was a real poop chute riot in here last night.'

by Johnny Ashcan January 7, 2010

Trash chute

A whore that swallows

That trash chute loves cum.

by Lisal September 2, 2012

Cunted hump

A fool, an idiot or a wasted space. A term to describe someone, usually a woman, that has done something that has exceeded all expectations of stupidity.

Woman: "While backing your new car out of the garage I accidently wiped off the side mirror"

Man: "You great cunted hump!!"

by Mickyboy January 29, 2007

poop chute princess

A lady who accepts deliveries via the tradesman's entrance.

She's a real poop chute princess.

by Ian Chode April 4, 2003

cuntectomy

1) The removal of a complete cunt from a group situation thus making the whole world a better place for everyone else.

You: What should we do about that bitch in accounts?

Me: We need to perform a cuntectomy and get that fucker out of there.

by Wafty Cranker March 25, 2008