this halloween I shall adorn her with a thick chumstache prior to our entrance at the office costume party
by Lord Welted Nutbanger October 6, 2011
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The nasty soft-haired mustache. Peach fuzz texture, but dark enough to be seen from far away. Usually sported by little white boys trying to be ghetto.
The nasty soft-haired mustache. Peach fuzz texture, but dark enough to be seen from far away. Usually sported by little white boys trying to be ghetto.
Pedro from Napolean Dynamite has a custache.
Prince has a nasty custache.
Your 14 year old brother who refuses to shave his upper lip has a custache
Prince has a nasty custache.
Your 14 year old brother who refuses to shave his upper lip has a custache
by joe wig December 22, 2008
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A mustache of semen (cum) that is delacately layed on the upper lip of a female, or in a homosexuals case on the upper lip of a man. This can be licked off by any partner and deposited into a sink or swallowed. Make sure there are no STD's while preforming this sexual activity. Best done after oral sex.
Dude i was gettin head from this chick and i cumed on her face and made a cumstache outta it... it was gnarly. it was a true work of art! She swallowed it and everything!
by Alex Ostrow May 1, 2006
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An unappetizing flavor of ice cream usually sold in adult novelty stores.
An unappetizing flavor of ice cream usually sold in adult novelty stores.
Zac hadn't cum in three days and sprayed a thick cumstachio right across Pete's face.
Shirley said she would never let me give her a dirty sanchez so I gave her a cumstachio instead.
Cumstachio is one of the most sought after skills in a pornographic actor.
If a creepy old man offers you a lick of cumstachio ice cream, you should promptly alert a police officer.
Shirley said she would never let me give her a dirty sanchez so I gave her a cumstachio instead.
Cumstachio is one of the most sought after skills in a pornographic actor.
If a creepy old man offers you a lick of cumstachio ice cream, you should promptly alert a police officer.
by Muppetsoup, Andyavon February 3, 2010
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