Crotchpalm

When you do something so stupid, you should just slam your palm into your crotch, to prevent procreation. Crotchpalming is usually accompanied by a facepalm of the other people around you.

I just lit a firecracker out of my ass. *crotchpalm*

by madl1b August 10, 2009

crotchal

Of or relating to the groin.

Mr. Burgundy, you have a MASSIVE erection.

I'm sorry, it's the... - it's the pleats.
It's actually an optical illusion. It's the pattern on the pants: It's not flattering in the crotchal region.
...
Nothing to look at: go back to work, everyone.
Don't act like you're not impressed!

film: Anchorman

by slangMaverick February 7, 2008

crotchji

Nickname given to the crotch of Benji Schwimmer from Fox's hit show "So You Think You Can Dance?"

Benji fangirl: Teh Crotchji is so hott!!!!!11 *squee*

by schwinger86 September 8, 2006

crotchface

What my best friend calls her husbands face when he doesnt shave. when a mans mouth resembles a vagina fighting its way thru all the hair.

"don't even think of getting near me with that nasty ass crotchface! go shave that shit! if i wanted to make out with a vagina,i sure as shit wouldnt be married to you!" she said to him.

by CRUEFAN March 14, 2011

Crotchamajiggers

Little critters or other unwanted crotch hitchhikers that are transmitted from sodomizing farm animals. Often found in Amish communities, but never officially recognized as a form of recreation.

Jedidiah scratched his crotch fiercely. He noticed Noah looking at him and the goat. Noah screamed across the pasture, "son, youse got yoself a bad case of the crotchamajiggers. Next time you're in town, grab the shampoo and don't tell your mom."

by Rehabdirector March 29, 2017

crotchial

of or pertaining to one's crotch

Ever since I went out with that girl I've been having some crotchial issues.

by Buttrocket June 2, 2011

crotchimus

A word used by GloZell (a youtube celebrity) refering to a crotch. It mostly refers to a woman's crotch.

GloZell: "(Lady Gaga) She was swallowing rosary beads and the cross, and she's dancin around like a half naked-like some kind of nun-, and she's got a red cross on her... crotchimus.

by youtubeloverr June 13, 2011