Person who is described as, but not limited to a greasy haired, hunch backed homo with no social life or standing. Spends most of their time on the computer, giving them a pasty complection. Often the victim of chat room predators who enjoy taking nerdy little boys from behind.
by JesseB September 24, 2007
by lostempire June 9, 2006
An Openly gay Youtube and Myspace personality. He filmed himself crying about Britney Spears in a video called "Leave Britney Spears Alone".
by Vad3r September 13, 2007
A woman who really likes baked goods and is slowly taking over the world using them.
She created crockercorps
See also batterwitch for further detail
She created crockercorps
See also batterwitch for further detail
by Dirk's autoresponder February 8, 2012
“She ate all my Oreos so I replaced the filling with toothpaste.”
Damn girl! That was very Petty Crocker of you!
I’m such a Petty Crocker! My roommate woke me up early, so I blasted “I’m a Barbie Girl” on a loop for 3 hours.
Damn girl! That was very Petty Crocker of you!
I’m such a Petty Crocker! My roommate woke me up early, so I blasted “I’m a Barbie Girl” on a loop for 3 hours.
by Jade silver November 24, 2018
Located in Westlake Ohio where the little girls roam in shorts shorter than your underwear, and guys travel in big groups pushing each other around
Rachel: I went to crocker park Saturday, there were so many people there.
Austin:I know, I went and was run down by a group of rowdy boys.
Austin:I know, I went and was run down by a group of rowdy boys.
by emo-leee July 30, 2008
The type of teacher who suspects you of having fairies, goes around yelling FAIRY GOD PARENTS! while switching and bending into weird forms.
Also known of hunting down a scrawny little kid in a pink hat, with weird, evil devices.
Also known of hunting down a scrawny little kid in a pink hat, with weird, evil devices.
My teacher is such a Mr Crocker
by Cosmonopoly March 23, 2018