crapmostank

One of those words you can use in pretty much any situation. In any conversation AT ALL, you can just pop in and say "crapmostank," and people will know exactly what you're talking about. At least in the south part of America.

1. An expression of dismay.
2. An expression of awe.
3. "Giving a crapmostank", the act of caring about something.
4. An expression of surprise.
5. An exclamation interchangeable with "Wow".
6. An adjective you can stick in front of absolutely any noun to add a feeling of stigma to your sentence.
7. You lost your keys? Crapmostank.
8. CRAAAAP-MO-STAAAAAANK she's hot!
9. I don't give a crapmostank what you think!
11. You will be crapmostanked for doing that.
12. You're so rude! Crapmostank!
13. Person 1: *sneaking up behind Person 2* BOO!
Person 2: CRAPMOSTANK!!

Person 1: Tie the rope around his neck!
6 seconds later
Person 2: Crapmostank! The rope snapped!

by Jens Wedberg July 9, 2012

crippopotamus

Somebody who has been rendered disabled by morbid obesity.

- "Hey, Laura ate cake and pies so much that she can't walk any more."
- "Yeah, she's such a crippopotamus."

by Mr_Pc December 27, 2013

Cripmas

The famous Christmas holiday that is turned into a time of giving for all the Crips out there; Celebrated on December 25th with a twist cause’ you a Crip year ‘round.

Javon: You know my baby momma tripping ‘cause Cripmas coming up.
Ken’Tarrius: Mane, I bet she want you to get her some diapers and pressure

Javon: I might have to get her both

by nationalslime December 24, 2019

crimony

could be an excited thing uttered when surprised or wanting to show intent.

"if I got to go then I got to go, crimony!"

"crimony, that was my hand!"

by mike watt October 3, 2007

crapmonger

1. One who sells crap
2. One who spreads bullshit in the manner of a crapmonger
3. That one guy who always fucks things up

1. OMFG, did you see Carson Daly's show today? He's such
a crapmonger.

2. Billy, we need more fertilizer for your father's
crop. Go see the crapmonger and be quick about it.

3. Crapfuckshit! This crapmongering car has
stalled out on me for the last time. Hand me the blowtorch.

by The King of Town o.0 July 23, 2006

crimonettly

a phrase of exclamation in times of desperation.

Crimonettly, the dog just shit on the floor!! or...
crimo-fuckin'-nettly, i just shit on the floor!!

by CrazyMegs March 19, 2005

criPod

An iPod filled with emo music

"Drew got yelled at by his boss earlier has been in his cubicle listening to his criPod for hours now"

by Penguins Word Team December 9, 2008