criPod

An iPod filled with emo music

"Drew got yelled at by his boss earlier has been in his cubicle listening to his criPod for hours now"

by Penguins Word Team December 9, 2008

cripdom

A small, usually blue rubber device that functions and looks very similar to a condom but is about 10x smaller. Can be found in many first aid kits to stop the bleeding of lacerated or cut fingers. The cripdom is unrolled like a standard condom over these cuts. Innovative members of California's "Crips" gang have taken to using these devices as condoms for sexual interaction. Cripdoms are easily stolen from the local clinic's first aid stash and fits the gang members much more comfortably than store bought condoms which are usually too large.

BK Killa just got a shipment of cripdoms cuz...bongo party at tha nigga's house tonight fo' sho!

by Ballz-Loc January 27, 2008

chiPOD

a cheap Chinese-made mp3 player , sometimes called an mp4 player or s1mp3 player, that is sometimes made to look like a real iPOD but more often than not doesn't resemble an iPOD. These players are often given arbitrary names and feature no tech support, legible manual, or support for newer file formats, but the basic internal hardware and software is the same for almost every chipod...

They can often be had for a fraction of the price of a similar iPOD, and feature built in FM radio, text reader, video player, voice recorder, picture viewer, and games....
What people don't realize also is that real iPODs aren't made in Buckinham palace or the freakin' Louvre...Apple makes all ipods in china...the only thing you are paying for is Apple's marketing budget.

I paid $45 for a video chiPOD that has a lot more features and is a quarter the price of a real iPOD Nano. Suckers!

by moregasm July 11, 2007

cryPod

(Noun) A term used to describe an Emo kid's iPod, based on it's contents.

"That emo kid is too busy listening to his cryPod"

by Royce November 3, 2006

chiPod

A Chinese-manufactured MP3/MP4 player with a case and form factor generally to closely resembling one or more models of Apple's iPod. ChiPods are generally a fraction of the cost of Apple's iPod, have generally equivalent but inferior implementations of iPod functionality, don't accept Apple-proprietary formats, and often include supersets of iPod features like larger screens, additional audio processing features, audio recording, additional data formats, and FM radios. However, chiPods are very rarely connector-compatible with iPods and won't attach to iPod docks, opting to instead use industry-standard interfaces. (Notably, Apple's iPods are also Chinese-made--a chiPod is a player which visually bears some resemblance to an iPod.)

I just got several chiPods today. Some of them look a lot like iPods, they aren't as cool to use, but work fine.

by esmith512 December 24, 2007

Cripdick

(krip-dyk)

A person who exercises full authoritarian control and has, at the same time, lost the full usage of one or more limbs.

Crippled (crip) Dictator (dick).

Look at that cripdick barking out orders, who does he think he is?

by chowping April 7, 2011

crypod

A portmanteau of "cry" and "iPod" - that is, something that can cry for hours and hours very loudly without stopping, specifically a baby or small child.

"Did you see the lady with the obnoxious crypod in the store? That thing never shut up!"

by d4rk May 18, 2006