Cretin 

An encourageable greenhorn. No matter how much you try, the person has no idea of what he is being instructed, nor does he care. The person is hopeless

That asshole cretin couldn't pour piss out of a boot with the instructions written on the heel. He'll never learn.

Cretin by Al November 8, 2003

cretin 

A person who acts as unscrupulously as possible, which includes stealing, lying, identity theft, and more, and is too stupid to realize that everyone knows he is a cretinous weasel, and has seen through his treachery. The cretin has a very high opinion of himself and accuses anyone who disagrees with him or tries to expose him of jealousy and say’s retarded things like “Jealousy has no wings” When exposed.

A cretin uses David-Mortonism’s, or DM’s where he will quote scriptures to defend his position or crimes in a weak attempt to distract or silence people from attacking his behavior. A cretin is too simple minded to formulate his own ideas and communicate them effectively, thus resorting to plagiarism, and thievery to make up simple sentences, syntax and basic communication. A cretin is all things unsavory and distasteful rolled up into an obnoxious usually hideously disgusting ball of wasted flesh marbled blubber. Cretins should be made into low quality soilent green patties.

David M. aka DM post's stolen images from other related sights and attempts to pass them off as his own work on a routine basis. He also copy pastes text from other sites into his forum responses to start debates that he doesn't even understand himself. He uses ridiculous nonsensical terms constantly and floods forums with complete nonsense, "white noise" what a cretin.

cretin by David Morton October 22, 2006

Cretin 

A word derived from the French slang term 'crétin' (/kʀetɛ̃/) roughly translated as 'idiot' although in reality is often used in a more offensive way. It may also mean 'geek' in the context of the French language but is not used in this way in English.

The government are a load of cretins!
Ouais, je suis d'accord!

Cretin by cavacavacavacava July 3, 2011

cretin 

The next level below a fool.

"Fuck off you cretin! You're just a waste of space!"

cretin by CS January 10, 2004

Cretin 

Everybody!

Shootings, Dead beat parents, Shallowness, Doomsayers,religious and/or political freaks, "Chicken littles" (the sky is falling!), "Disaster Victims" ( Life can really suck, find the strength to endure!), The prejudice ( be who you want to be), Over opinionated hypocrites ( like me ). Are examples of cretins

Cretin by A secret to everybody. January 23, 2009

cretin 

a zack thompson, an idiot and stupid person who has no common sense

don’t be a cretin zack...

cretin by uareacretinzjt November 22, 2019

cretin 

a retarded dwarf

Stephen is a cretin because he called Sara an idiot.

cretin by hendog December 2, 2014