CS's definitions

sacked

To dump or be dumped in an un-amicable way (usually coz the person getting sacked has been caught out for being a slapper or manwhore).

"Nah, I'm not seein Tara no more, she's been sacked for sleepin with my cousin."

by CS January 8, 2004

decepticon

A highly deceptive individual.

"I know you're fucking lying you decepticon!"

by CS January 10, 2004

Sod's Law

The most incredulous of odds in the most annoying of circumstances

'We'll starve to death' squealed Jenni surveying the vast wilderness around her

'No probs' said Dan suavely, 'I just found these cans of beans behind this tree'

'Phew' excalmed Jenni with relief 'Did we pack a can opener??'

...'DOH!'

oh bugger.

by CS June 25, 2003

huey lewis

Not a diety, but still worshipped by many

All the Lewisites went to the temple...

by CS December 11, 2003

cretin

The next level below a fool.

"Fuck off you cretin! You're just a waste of space!"

by CS January 10, 2004

Running Start Teabag

a variation on the teabag. The teabagger must be pantless and run at full speed towards the victim (helps if the victim is sitting). The teabagger then leaps at the victim with his legs apart and slaps the person in the face or mouth with his genitals. If done correctly the victims neck should snap. The teabagger will be feel a great deal of pain but boy is it worth it.

Chris: "I need to get home but my ride is passed out in a chair... how can I wake this bitch up?"
Ryan: "Three words, running start teabag!"

by cs February 11, 2005

saddlebags

an old lady who is getting fucked by a younger guy

dude 1:yea my gf gave me good head last nite
dude 2:so did mine
dude 1: shes 96 fuckin years old, thats nasty to get head from a saddlebag

by CS March 11, 2005