Crashing Your Donkey

Crashing your Donkey- This is a much better way of saying I got really really drunk last night. More than likely your Donkey ends up going out in it's apple bottom jeans and boots with the fur. So next time you get trashed please remember not to lose your Donkey and when people ask you what the hell happened to you last night just tell them you crashed your Donkey and walk away. It's a freaking funny way to express yourself in a Donkey hangover kind of way.

10 Common ways to express your self in a Donkey kind of way :-)

Crashing Your Donkey.....

1. I crashed my Donkey.
2. I lost my Donkey in the woods.
3. My Donkey is stuck in the tree.
4. Have you seen my Donkey lately?
5. My Donkey Lost a leg last night.
6. I was humping my Donkey but he fell asleep on me.
7. Donkeys can fly!!! Seen it with my own two eyes.
8. Hi! My name is Donkey.
9. I freaking totaled my Donkey last night
10. I crashed my Donkey into a guardrail and he rolled down the hill into the creek.

by Ron420 January 16, 2010

character crush

Having a crush on a fictional person from a television show, movie, book, play, etc.

Intensity ranges anywhere from following every episode of a favorite television show, to stalking the actor or creator behind the character.

"The fourth season of Buffy gave me a huge character crush for Spike!"

by Lutrell January 12, 2009

Crush

When you have feelings for someone, but your too chicken to open your freakin mouth.

Nicole: I have a really big crush on Billy
Taylor: Go say something to him
Nicole: *walks over to billy*
Billy: hey
Nicole: *faints*

by I like avocados November 2, 2019

Crush

When you like someone more than a friend. Someone you're attracted to, someone whose personality you like a lot. They might like you back, there's always hope :)

It's called a crush because that's how you feel when they don't like you back.

by a fallen star xxx February 27, 2019

Ask out your crush day

Any day do it pussy

Boy:Will you got out with me
Bobette:No Tod
Boy:It’s ask out your crush day

by DoItOrScared June 23, 2020

crashing out

To willingly or unwittingly enter into a situation knowing the outcome will not be good.

Im worried about you bro your "crashing out"
Let this bitch keep talkin and im bout to crash all the way out

by Rich<> May 17, 2016

Crash Out

To go insane and/or do something stupid.

person 1: “Jadarrius killed someone for stepping on his shoes.”
Person 2: “ Oh really? He really crash out.”

by Dhgfrff December 2, 2019