crapintosh

macintosh computer that is a piece of shit and your computer support techs refuse to help you fix it

my crapintosh just crashed for the fourth time this hour.

by halex March 28, 2003

crapntoss

Slang word for Macintosh

Vince was having a lot of trouble with his crapntoss crashing

by Skinfrakki October 7, 2005

Crapitol

Capitol High School. Rival of Olympia High School, North Thurston High School, and many more high schools in Washington. They think they're all that, but their sports teams are crap. Therefore called "Crapitol."

Crapitol lost AGAIN to North Thuston!" "We have to play Crapitol again? Can't they just accept defeat?!" "Dude, you play like Crapitol!

by moimoimoimoi December 6, 2010

crapintosh

Crapintosh v.
Insulting nickname for a person who likes Apple computers.

Crapintosh wore his Mac osX shirt to Drumline practice again today

by crapintosh November 20, 2004

crapintosh

The name given to an Apple Macintosh by PC nerds and IT geeks who feel threatened by the computers simplicity. The interface is so easy to use that one need not go to the IT geek for help, thus making him feel useless.

"Don't buy that Crapintosh, get a real PC and I will personally show you how to protect your system against all the viruses and spyware.

by PC Use'n fool September 5, 2006

Crapito

Mexican way of saying crap

Person: "Crapito! I forgot to go to the store!"

by HippieLuver September 24, 2012

Crapitola

A normally quaint seaside town that turns into a nauseating traffic scene of valley tourist hell during the summer months. Pack your trash bitches!

Yo, I tried to drive home through crapitola on the way home and I threw up in my mouth a little at all those nasty-ass tourists.

by cocofire June 2, 2009