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carintohouse

when a car crashes into a house.This is a growing trend! Some suggest that it is related to text messaging wile driving . it would explain the gross misjudgment of managing to crash into something so big and so off the road
another car crashed into a house again! oh man. ya can we go more then a month with out hearing about a carintohouse episode. guess not. drive -text-crash into house.it must be good for the economy.
by electromagneticgroove June 24, 2010
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Craining

Craining is the act of ejaculating on someone's face
Last night I had some awesome sex with your mother and i finished by craining on your mum's face
by Diadem Phillips October 15, 2010
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Cranter

Crappy-Banter
Someone who thinks they're funny, but actually their jokes are so 1973 its untrue.
A Bantersauras-Rex who is tired may throw out some cranter as they are too tired to think straight.
Sophie: You smell like fish and chips
James: .....*pause*.... YOU smell like fish and chips
Sophie: Absolute cranter!
by Windybey August 23, 2012
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Craigtillian

Craigtillian. (Noun) A person from Craig, Colorado. Worst of the worst. I mean the absolute worst person in the entire human race. No morals. No self respect. Weak Weak Minded. They don't walk, they slither. The 18-35yo Craigtillian Males, run their mouths, woofin woofin woofin, til' they get crunched. Then they pick themselves up off the ground, or regain consciousness. First thing they do is dial 911. 18-99yo females are terrible.They're so nosey, if they can't find information on you, they make it up. They snitch on each other, and in some cases are hanging out the same night. They'll literally hang up the phone with the police, after telling on you, and come over to your house. 2 Faced, talk bad about someone when they're not around, but best friends when they see them in public. Totally oblivious to the fact that they are total scumbags. But are 100% aware that they are snitches, and are perfectly fine with it. They actually have zero idea what's going on in the real world. They're born and raised in a little town, and wouldn't last a night in a big city. Not 2hrs if they had any money on em. Fake. If they hear a secret, they wanna be the first to tell everyone, because they actually believe they're important if they know something you dont know.
Don't answer the door, it's a Craigtillian.
by Brainsick June 19, 2017
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crapintosh

Slang for Macintosh. Used to convey dissatisfaction with Apple computers.
That crapintosh could only be worse if it was running crappleworks.
by adamisaspaz March 4, 2003
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Crainer

Crainer is mostly known for playing minecraft whit Ssundee. He is, when i'm typing this has 2.1 milion subscribers. His fans are called called "Crazy Family" . He does some vlogs from time to time doing somthing. He lives in Denmark. His previus name was Crainer Commentaries.
Hey guys crainer here!

HELLO MY CRAZY FAMILY!

HELLO EVERYONE And Welcome back to some more ......
by RealSans58 January 25, 2017
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cranthered

:Messed up

:state of being completely inebriated

:wrong, or totally fucked
John thought he was sober enough to drive, but after wrecking his car he realized that he was cranthered.
by I_AM_CORK July 24, 2015
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