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cracktastic

A goddess of a Klainer who provides the fandom with regular updates of everything. She is very highly valued in the Klaine/Glee fandom. She also has a beautiful singing voice and is part of the OT4 with Murphy, Colfer and Klairs.
Merlins beard that Cracktastic's blogging has left me in a banana cage of emotion.

When Cracktastic and the OT4 raised all that money with the DFCR live stream I was left in a banana cage of emotion.
by sometumblruser September 1, 2011
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Crackman

That one person who brings hard ass drugs to a party like heroin,cocaine, and of course crack. No one likes this dude because he causes the death of many people in the future due to OD
Great...the Crackman is here
by SlimDicky August 14, 2018
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Crackgasm

The precious moment where you move your bones in a way that "cracks" and relieves a lot of pressure at one time.
Me: I just had a crackgasm in my neck.
Friend: Bro, cracking your bones is bad for you.
by lulzSec, bitch July 19, 2016
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cracklash

n. the hair in the crack of an ass; butthair
"Excuse me, do you have a spare toothbrush? I just gave this guy a rim job and I got some cracklashes stuck in my teeth!"
by ExtraFine August 9, 2004
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crackmail

crackmail is what it is called when a woman, uses her crack to shut a moaning husband, boyfriend up when he finds out something she didn't want known.
Steve: So, what happened when you confronted your missus about doing that hardcore porno behind your back, when she was supposed to be going to see her ill Mother?
Dave: I got crackmailed by the Bitch.
by Sir Bartholomew McTavish October 22, 2008
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Crackass

1.One who is a complete moron, and idiot, a dumbass, or a bafoon. Practices bafoonary, idiocy.
2. Movie starring "pigeonkicker", a suburbs boy. "Crackass" portrays theemptiness of suburban life while still managing to run into stuff with shopping carts.
1. Your transvestite uncle Tammy is a complete crackass.

2. Me and the guys are going to see "Crackass" this weekend.
by tim s. December 16, 2004
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Arkansas Crackasaurus

When the pudgy, slightly overweight, yet mildly cute waitress is helping the table next to you, bends over, her shirt rides up, and behold, 6 inches of ass-crack is staring you in the face.
Dude, did you just see that Arkansas Crackasaurus rear it's ugly head at the next table over?
by Jimmy Crack-a-lactic-a February 17, 2010
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