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Crackmaggot 

Little whispy bits of 'rolled' toilet tissue, generally found around the front and rear of female genitalia. Occasionally they can be found on male anus areas, poor or rushed hygiene and excessive sweating can make this worse.
Resembles smaller and thinner than white rice grains, and becomes more like fried rice/brown rice, closer to the anus.
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Crackmaggot by The Dirkster February 26, 2011
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crack maggot 

Person who does so much crack that he becomes as useless as a pebble.
It's a bird. It's a plane. No... It's just Jeff again... Frickin' crack maggot.
crack maggot by AnarchyLED August 21, 2016
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crackggot 

A crack head faggot

Often a fag who does crack or has "Crackhead energy"
I saw Shawn's craigslist ad yesterday

"down to btm, will be up all night 420 friendly down to party"

Man what a Crackggot
crackggot by LeanGello April 14, 2022

crackhaggot

A person usually addicted to crack cocaine, that has a noticeable addiction identifiable by a haggard or gaunt appearance
That crackhaggot sure knows how to shock the squares
crackhaggot by sonnyjimslim May 3, 2011

Crapmaggot 

Someone or something annoying, useless or irritating.
He's being a real crapmaggot today.

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
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liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
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