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Crackmaggot 

Little whispy bits of 'rolled' toilet tissue, generally found around the front and rear of female genitalia. Occasionally they can be found on male anus areas, poor or rushed hygiene and excessive sweating can make this worse.
Resembles smaller and thinner than white rice grains, and becomes more like fried rice/brown rice, closer to the anus.
Crackmaggot
Crackmaggot by The Dirkster February 26, 2011
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crack maggot 

Person who does so much crack that he becomes as useless as a pebble.
It's a bird. It's a plane. No... It's just Jeff again... Frickin' crack maggot.
crack maggot by AnarchyLED August 21, 2016

crackggot 

A crack head faggot

Often a fag who does crack or has "Crackhead energy"
I saw Shawn's craigslist ad yesterday

"down to btm, will be up all night 420 friendly down to party"

Man what a Crackggot
crackggot by LeanGello April 14, 2022

crackhaggot

A person usually addicted to crack cocaine, that has a noticeable addiction identifiable by a haggard or gaunt appearance
That crackhaggot sure knows how to shock the squares
crackhaggot by sonnyjimslim May 3, 2011

Crapmaggot 

Someone or something annoying, useless or irritating.
He's being a real crapmaggot today.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
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Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
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