crackmail

crackmail is what it is called when a woman, uses her crack to shut a moaning husband, boyfriend up when he finds out something she didn't want known.

Steve: So, what happened when you confronted your missus about doing that hardcore porno behind your back, when she was supposed to be going to see her ill Mother?
Dave: I got crackmailed by the Bitch.

by Sir Bartholomew McTavish October 22, 2008

Swagwan famalam whats a crackalackin in Groovetown

The way that Chemo's in Leicestershire greet each other

Chemo 1: Swagwan famalam whats a crackalackin in Groovetown
Chemo 2: Not much mush, wanna smoke a cheeky jay

by whattheclubpenguin August 11, 2016

crackalope

A gangly cracked out mothafucka that smells like ass and steals your shit. Also posseses the speed and agility of an antelope.

There was a fuckin crackalope diggin in my trash can last night.

by steve stevuhson September 25, 2010

crackalating

Used in the phrase, "What's crackalating?" Like saying, "What's up?" and "What's cracking?". Combination of "cracking" and "percolating."

What's crackalating, houses?

by MoonKnight November 24, 2002

whats crackalakin

whats going on,whats up with you.

"hey kid whats crackalackin?"

by Rose March 14, 2003

crackalakin

When used with the word "what's," is used to ask "how are you?" or "what are you doing?"

Howito: What's crackalin'?
Buraku: Oh, not much.

by babaloulou November 12, 2003

Crackalackin'

Coined by hip hoppers and urbanites alike, this term is often referred to as a snoopism though its origins are unknown. It's an upbeat way of asking someone how they are doing, and may cause one to crack a smile in response.

Yo, what's crackalackin'!?

How's it crackalating'?

by 3m3rson April 1, 2004