2 definitions by lulzSec, bitch

Took a Bernie

When you rail against a small-business owner for not providing all of her employees free healthcare even though she can't afford insurance herself.

I just Took A Bernie on my local small business grocery store. How dare they not be as rich as the CEO of Kroger?!

by lulzSec, bitch February 8, 2017

The precious moment where you move your bones in a way that "cracks" and relieves a lot of pressure at one time.

Me: I just had a crackgasm in my neck.
Friend: Bro, cracking your bones is bad for you.

by lulzSec, bitch March 19, 2016