clamblocking

When a woman wants a man and another woman steps in front and gets him.

A woman in a bar sees a man and wants to pick him up and before she can another woman comes clamblocking and picks him up.

by rmcardz February 23, 2011

crabalocker

This has occupied Beatles fans and pop culture junkies for a long time. In fact the correct term is Crabber Logger and it was a large civil engineering machine which went out of control in an episode of Thunderbirds called Paths Of Destruction. it was first broadcast on 9th October 1966 (Lennon's 26th birthday) and repeated several times thereafter.

Crabalocker (Crabber logger) Fishwife etc. from I Am The Walrus.

by BorisThe Moth November 7, 2012

Catblocked

When your cat gets in the way of you having sexual intercourse with a lovely human being.

A.K.A Cockblocked by a cat

Jason: OH MY GOD YOU'RE SO GOOD
Ariel: HARDER!
Cat: *marks territory on couple*

Jason & Ariel: WE'VE BEEN CATBLOCKED!

by Jashlon March 6, 2011

Craplock

When 2 or more people intend to take a crap in a public bathroom but are waiting for the other(s) to leave first. This causes an infinite cycle and everyone waits and nobody craps.

"Hey Michael, what took you so long?" "Sorry, i got stuck in a craplock"

by Nail-- May 20, 2014

Crabrock

Noun.
A wild and unruly person. Highly disheveled and unorganized. Acts crazy and spontaneous.
Also having no concern for personal hygenie or shaving.

The kid Mike was a crabrock, for he often shouted loudly for no reason and had many strange habits.

by Roy Fenton October 12, 2006

crapslock

The capslock key, the most useless key on the key board.

Shit I hit the crapslock key and have to start over again.

by yorkiestomper June 23, 2008

Crabalocker

The adjective used in the Beatles song I Am The Walrus, describing a fishwife that is very short, fat, and covered with warts.

My math teacher was quite crabalocker.

by Elsetserrillo April 4, 2009