One who receives indiscriminate blowjobs (see Jizzard). refers to spreading of lice (due to indiscriminate selection of Jizzards) that takes place during the 'milking' process.
Note: as lice are usually spread from hairy place to hairy place transferral of crabs is only likely with bearded Jizzards.
Note: as lice are usually spread from hairy place to hairy place transferral of crabs is only likely with bearded Jizzards.
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Get the craber mug.Exactly what it sounds like. The red-purple sputum that is a mixture of cranberry pulp and the excess mucus caused by irritation from drinking the acidic juice. Similar substances can come out of drinking lemon or grapefruit juice, but those tend to be a less alarming and therefore noteworthy color.
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