two corncob outhouse

An extra fancy outhouse found in rural and backwoods areas that have two buckets of corncobs to wipe your ass with. One uses a red corncob on the initial wipe.Then one uses a white corncob to see if they need another red corncob.

There was a two corncob outhouse at the Boy Scout camp.

by wolfbait51 April 25, 2011

Corndobbling

The physical act of slapping or hitting another individual with a very large fish or halibut.

I was corndobbling my friend yesterday.

by Lord Zed January 19, 2010

Corncob Blowjob

A type of blowjob where only the shaft of the penis, and not the head is fellatiated. The act looks like someone eating corn on the cob.

Jenny was worried about the stuff leaking out of my tip, so I told her just to give me a corncob blowjob.

by Lil' G Beezy March 17, 2010

corncob man

aka, mondo owada

nooo precious corncob man

by ultimate lifeform September 6, 2018

corncobbed

Past tense of "corncob," a verb meaning "melting down like a neoliberal pissbaby because a leftist called them out for being shit."

Jesus, Giordano corncobbed again when he tried to use Urban Dictionary as an actual source.

by pokeysticks August 2, 2017

Corncob pipe

A cheap way to still enjoy smoking a pipe.

A corncob pipe costs about 5 dollars or less.

by FistyX May 4, 2006

Corncob 2020

When a girl (friend, wife, etc.) is reluctant to give you a blowjob during the 2020 Coronavirus pandemic lockdown. You assist her by putting your pinky fingers in her ears and guide her toward success!

I persuaded her by using the Corncob 2020 technique!

by Uncle Bhadge! July 6, 2020