To describe a resident in the state of Connecticut. Connecticunts come from ranges of obnoxious college students, to greedy boomer men and women who want the best of the best.
Most Connecticunts are very materialistic and think no one is more deserving of anything but themselves. Connecticunts are also known to use their kids to do their dirty henchmen work, such as spying on the neighbor, or pulling up stakes in yards. The best cover-up for a Connecticunt is to pretend to walk their dog around the neighborhood. Connecticunt do this routine to spy on others and report things they don't like.
Connecticunts usually go down to Florida for the Winter. Wealthy Connecticunts stay inside their McMansions in West Hartford and Greenwhich.
Connecticunt soccer moms are numerous, driving down streets and highways at 90 MPH with a SUV filled with children.
The Connecticunt face will twist in disdain at the mention of "Hartford", considered the lowly part of the state despite being the Capital. Connecticunts will often complain about Hartford and their tax dollars, while living in the inside and outskirts of the Suburbs while the city goes to the shits.
Connecticunts are Karen loaded, and will threaten to sue you if you even pass a breeze by them on the sidewalk.
Connecticunts love to boast about their education system but have the brain of mules when it comes to other subjects outside of academia. Such as politics.
Most Connecticunts are very materialistic and think no one is more deserving of anything but themselves. Connecticunts are also known to use their kids to do their dirty henchmen work, such as spying on the neighbor, or pulling up stakes in yards. The best cover-up for a Connecticunt is to pretend to walk their dog around the neighborhood. Connecticunt do this routine to spy on others and report things they don't like.
Connecticunts usually go down to Florida for the Winter. Wealthy Connecticunts stay inside their McMansions in West Hartford and Greenwhich.
Connecticunt soccer moms are numerous, driving down streets and highways at 90 MPH with a SUV filled with children.
The Connecticunt face will twist in disdain at the mention of "Hartford", considered the lowly part of the state despite being the Capital. Connecticunts will often complain about Hartford and their tax dollars, while living in the inside and outskirts of the Suburbs while the city goes to the shits.
Connecticunts are Karen loaded, and will threaten to sue you if you even pass a breeze by them on the sidewalk.
Connecticunts love to boast about their education system but have the brain of mules when it comes to other subjects outside of academia. Such as politics.
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Assumingly something or an event that happened in Connecticut or was about Connecticut that was covered up(hidden, unheard of) thus why no one has heard of it.
Andy : Ever heard of a Connecticut cover up?
Jim : No?
Andy: Know why?
Jim: ... No.
Andy: Covered it up.
Jim : No?
Andy: Know why?
Jim: ... No.
Andy: Covered it up.
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mary: did you just have your first connecticutment?
kelly: yes i think i did
mary: did you just have your first connecticutment?
kelly: yes i think i did
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Get the connecticutment mug.The type of attire one would wear to a garden party*. Such garments include button down shirts, polo shirts, sweater vests, bow ties, khakis, etc.
Synonym: Preppy
Origin: Derived from "Connecticut" latin for "land of the rich and waspy" and "casual" meaning "relaxed and comfortable apparel". The term was coined by Andy Bernard, Regional Manager of the Dunder Mifflin/Sabre Company.
*Garden Party: A dignified picnic or barbecue but better. It's quieter and there are rules.
Synonym: Preppy
Origin: Derived from "Connecticut" latin for "land of the rich and waspy" and "casual" meaning "relaxed and comfortable apparel". The term was coined by Andy Bernard, Regional Manager of the Dunder Mifflin/Sabre Company.
*Garden Party: A dignified picnic or barbecue but better. It's quieter and there are rules.
What's the dress code for this Garden Party?
I'm glad you asked, Connecticut Casual.
Any chance Connecticut Casual is Pennsylvania Business?
I'm glad you asked, Connecticut Casual.
Any chance Connecticut Casual is Pennsylvania Business?
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Get the Connecticut Casual mug.A teensy weensey town located in the magical land of the Housatonic river valley of New England. Only the most magnificent people reside there. It is also the ginger capital of the east coast, and a safe-house to many a red-headed step-child. The town boasts an impressive business district consisting of a liquor store, a weekend cafe and a newly opened general store that will probably close soon because no one actually knows about it. There is also a gas station. It's tourist attractions include an abandoned caboose on Main Street and the world-famous Oreo Cows on the Kellogg farm. Those who hail from this diminutive hamlet stand proud, as there are increasingly fewer of them. The town's population is said to stand at approximately one-thousand, but this number is made up largely of Newyorkers who only own summer homes in the F-Vizzle. They drive poorly and are often silently cussed out by the locals, so they don't really count.
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-Falls Village, Connecticut.
-Falls Village Connecticut??! Land of the Gingers?! Can I have your autograph??!
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-Falls Village Connecticut??! Land of the Gingers?! Can I have your autograph??!
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