connecticutment

the moment that you realized that you are a basic bitch and there is nothing you can do about it.

kelly: **looks down at her hydroflask, lululemon leggings, and fjall raven kanken backpack and mutters, wow i’m such a basic bitch

mary: did you just have your first connecticutment?

kelly: yes i think i did

by basichoe123 May 19, 2019

Connecticutlet

A past or current resident of the state of Connecticut

He's lived in Fairfield County for so long, he's turned into a Connecticutlet.

by Beautiful Marcia February 7, 2010

Connecticutlet

A past or current resident of the state of Connecticut. the males are distinguished by their uniform of boat shoes, khaki pants, polo shirt and needlepoint belt. Often a financial worker. Females are whip-thin and wear turtlenecks, yoga pants and excessive amounts of diamonds. They are most often seen driving massive SUV's that also carry 2.6 children, sporting equipment and a large dog.

Most of the mommies who shop at Stew Leonard's are official Connecticutlets.

by Beautiful Marcia February 7, 2010