comeupance

Revenge, deserved retrebution, what's comin' to ya.

I'll get you, you'll get your comeupance.

by Mel Function September 6, 2003

Comeups

To come up on something, like getting a shot bought for you or finding twenty bucks. Usually an exclamation, often said after a person mentions something that ended in their gain.

Shina: "I just found half a pack of cigarettes."
Dave: "Comeups!"

by TheDude,dude. December 4, 2010

premature comeupage

Waking up too early after a long, late night of partying.

Nate: I gotta take a nap, I partied to hard last night.

Chris: Yeah, you are suffering from premature comeupage.

by xtopher brown December 9, 2008

re-comeuppance

A term coined by Tania Morano to define the renaissance of the Facebook Poke via their new "say hello" feature.

Orange is the re-comeuppance of Black.

by courtdaler June 2, 2017

COMEUPPANCE

THE ACT OF HAVING A PREMATURE EJACULATION IN YOUR DUNGAREES.

MY WIFE AND I WENT AWAY FOR THE WEEKEND AND BEFORE WE EVEN GOT STARTED I GOT MY COMEUPPANCE.

by KEARNY'S BOY July 28, 2009

comeuppance

Tiny rubber super balls, such as the kind bought in supermarket vending machines.

"Kate threw a handfull of the things into the small room, and slammed the door before it's sole occupant could escape. 'You'll get your comeuppance!' She screamed."

by JP October 26, 2004

comeupins

A word used to describe someone who takes explicit photographs of themselves, typically in strange poses or having odd expressions.

Vanessa is going to get her comeupins.

by I love Juice December 11, 2008