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a disease causing you to only see assholes
Working for the complaint department can cause Colonispy. or "equal opportunity employers are allowed to fire you if diagnosed by a licensed physician as suffering from Colonispy"
Colonispy by Frisky1525 April 28, 2010

Colonisti 

Colonisti is an extremely interesting and beautiful place in Mangalia (Romania). Usually different species of animals are found here. For example bombardieri, coarde, varu and others. If you don't want to get home there is the perfect place u can disappear. I recommend! There is where i found the best varu!
Tashak hai in Colonisti sa spargem niste seminte! Da Valah haide varu!
Colonisti by dumb bitch named Bianca November 17, 2020

Colon Colonisation 

(Typically) Consensual anal sex between two parties that achieves deep, unprotected penetration with the aim of filling one (or both) party's colon with rich seminal fluid.
Guy 1: Hey, where's that £6.25 you owe me?
Guy 2: I'll get it, I swear.
Guy 1: You better, or you'd best start preparing yourself for colon colonisation.
Colon Colonisation by TittySmack September 4, 2016

Keyboard Colonist 

An ignorant, self-aggrandizing, racist on social media. This person lacks basic humanity.
Twitter User X: “Did you see what Majorie Taylor Greene posted on Twitter?”
Twitter User Y: “Ya man, what a keyboard colonist.”
Keyboard Colonist by MCSpammer November 11, 2022

to colonise 

For an English person to hook up with a non-English person; especially when a British man seduces a woman from another part of the British Commonwealth (e.g. Canada, Australia, New Zealand).
"The plan is to colonise some Aussie tourists soon, 'cos I haven't been laid in ages!"
to colonise by Cecil Longbottom December 2, 2009

colonist 

One of a group of people sent by one civilization to another land for the purposing of "civilizing" the civilization that is already there, under the assumption that the existing civilization is not civilized. See bigot and racism.
Europeans thought that having more powerful weapons and larger armies, (see army), made them more civilized than anyone else, so they sent colonists to bring all the other civilizations down to their level.
colonist by Downstrike May 23, 2004