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Lolectomy

1. Something that severely pisses you off that you lose your sense of humour.

2. Something that is so seriously unfunny that it cuts you off mid-laugh.
Dude you should not have deep fried my new ipod, it has given me a serious lolectomy.
by Zeddie June 2, 2009
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colostomy

Ostomy is a surgical procedure used to create an opening for urine and feces to be released from the body. Colostomy refers to a surgical procedure where a portion of the large intestine is brought through the abdominal wall to carry stool out of the body.
After getting shived in prison, Charles had to have a colostomy to rest and heal his injured colon. Little did he know he'd be getting raped in the side by phily side car aficionados.
by uptodate June 16, 2008
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colostomy bag

Someone who is consistently full of shit, ie, a liar.
That Jacko is such a colostomy bag, only one nosejob? Riiiight!
by RachelS December 2, 2003
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colostomybag

A colossal douchebag; Someone who has surpassed the levels of jerk, asshole, and blown pasting the upper echelons of douchebag status.
Javier's unabated shenanigans at our tea party last night puts him on a whole new level of douchebaggery, one which warrants an upgrade to colostomybag status!
by scoopapoopa August 13, 2011
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colostomy bag fetish

The act of sticking your dick in the exposed intestine typically covered by the colostomy bag.
Daniel can get extra deep into Marco's colon. He has a colostomy bag fetish.
by ClarenceB0ddicker November 27, 2013
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AOLectomy

A delicate surgical procedure involving the removal of an individual's America Online (ISP, browser, email account, screen name, and/or lifestyle), once the patient has reached internet maturity.
I was worried about Mom, but she seems to be recovering well after her AOLectomy. At least she's starting to get the hang of Google searches.

Unfortunately, David's AOLectomy didn't take. It's so sad watching him revert...I cry a little every time I hear "You've got mail!"
by dancingfiend December 18, 2009
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COLOSTOMY FELCHING

Felching, but throgh a colostomy
Sarah's husband was not overly fond of colostomy felching her when her bag was full.
by Captain Keeser December 20, 2002
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