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cocklust ratio

A woman's ratio, expressed as a percentage, of cocks sucked and/or fucked to cocks seen.

via Cocklust from the Old German Cockenlust
(1) Man, that girl loves the cock. She has a 93% cocklust ratio.

(2) Jenny must be a frigid pricktease. She's only got a 10% cocklust conversion ratio.
by Timo de Vereaux November 5, 2006
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cocktapus

a very rare marine creature that instead of 8 long tenticles has 8 long cocks, each more than capable of performing in a variety of sexual situations.

This creature was labeled as extinct in the late 20th Century, but scientists have routinely observed it in it's natural habitat. Google it up, preferably while at work and with your supervisor(s)looking on, (it will show them how smart you are).
The cocktapus awoke this morning to find it almost drowned overnight in a sea of gism due to 8 consecutive wet dreams.

I brought my pet cocktapus into my urologist's office the other day and he passed out when he saw it.

What the hell?? Seriously what the hell is this???
by Skidmark McGee March 10, 2007
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Cockwalrus

When a lady has a mouth full of stuff after giving a BJ, suprise her with a quick jab to the stomach forcing the contents out and down her nostrils... forming 2 bubbly off-white tusks.
Hey Bro, your lady talks a lot... she'd look good as a cockwalrus tonight!
by Jdawg_72 March 23, 2009
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Cocktapussy

A giant Vagina With Eight Penis Tentacles.
"IT'S A COCKTAPUSSY HOLD ON TO YOUR VIRGINITY!"

"OH NO IT'S A COCKTAPUSSY PLUG YOUR HOLES AND HIDE YOUR POLES!!!"
by Cocktapussy August 15, 2012
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Cockwallace

unparliamentary language
9. no unparliamentary language (i.e. don't say Cockwallace)
by ♥🗺☠ May 26, 2021
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cocktapus

Matt has eight penises. That means that he is one of the rare cocktapus
by Asian Thunder December 15, 2008
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Cockulus

Cockulus is the mathematical study of how many cumulative inches/ feet of cock a person has over time had in side of them, in the same way that geometry is the study of shape and algebra is the study of operations and their application to solving equations. The most simple form of Cockulus is estimating the average penis size times the amount of partners the individual in question has had equals the amount of pipe that has been laid inside of them. That equation is Cockulus
please get out your calculator, we need to do some Cockulus to figure out how much pipe has been laid inside that girl.
by Mechwarrior666 July 7, 2014
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