A woman's ratio, expressed as a percentage, of cocks sucked and/or fucked to cocks seen.
via Cocklust from the Old German Cockenlust
via Cocklust from the Old German Cockenlust
(1) Man, that girl loves the cock. She has a 93% cocklust ratio.
(2) Jenny must be a frigid pricktease. She's only got a 10% cocklust conversion ratio.
(2) Jenny must be a frigid pricktease. She's only got a 10% cocklust conversion ratio.
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When a lady has a mouth full of stuff after giving a BJ, suprise her with a quick jab to the stomach forcing the contents out and down her nostrils... forming 2 bubbly off-white tusks.
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Get the cocktapus mug.Cockulus is the mathematical study of how many cumulative inches/ feet of cock a person has over time had in side of them, in the same way that geometry is the study of shape and algebra is the study of operations and their application to solving equations. The most simple form of Cockulus is estimating the average penis size times the amount of partners the individual in question has had equals the amount of pipe that has been laid inside of them. That equation is Cockulus
please get out your calculator, we need to do some Cockulus to figure out how much pipe has been laid inside that girl.
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