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Cockmoney

A guy who's got, or at least looks like he's got a fair amount of moneh, and does everything in his power to make people see this. Often wear expencive clothing and accessories, and has a rather douchie hairdo.
Also this guy is quite the cock, or at least he act like one.
...hence the name "cockmoney"
Guy1: Cockmoney just left.

Guy2: ...thank gaaawd!
by niteass February 4, 2010
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Cocktonsil

A word used to describe an undesirable person, with a tendency to be achingly annoying, who inflicts their presence on you in inconvenient situations such as traffic, the workplace, the supermarket, bars and shopping malls
The cocktonsil in the car in front of me is driving at 25kms an hour.

My boss just asked me to fetch his laundry. What a cocktonsil!

I just got stood up by the biggest cocktonsil in town.
by TheJoLurie July 24, 2010
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cocktober surprise

A scandal that breaks out a few weeks before election time, usually involving an older politican and a young guy, usually underage boy.
Foley, a Republican congressman from Florida had a nasty cocktober surprise when he was found out to having sexually solicited young congressional pages.
by Frankiez October 1, 2006
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Cockdoneblur

Cockdoneblur is when you send a blurry dickpic, Normally on accident.
Josh: Bro I accidentally sent a cockdoneblur to my girl.
Ben: Shit dude, thats unfortunate.
by Austi Boi July 1, 2020
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cocktogenarian

a play on the word 'octogenarian' meaning someone who has reached the ripe old age of 80. by that measure, a cocktogenarian is someone who has slept with 80 men. simple as.

it may also apply in the unlikely occurance of a man having 80 penises.
my favourite porn star is in so many movies, she must be a cocktogenarian by now!
by seeoodonim June 23, 2011
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Cocktopede

An insect like creature like a centepede apart from having 100 legs the cocktopede has 100 cocks for legs. He is a famous singer on youtube check him out.
Oh my god check out the fucking cocktopede he has 100 cocks and they are huge I have only got one and its tiny what a lucky CUNT.
by DEANOOOOO December 30, 2008
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Cockstoned

Dude i was so high and bored that i got cockstoned and fucked the ol' 3 footer
by Digging8inchesdeep December 6, 2006
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