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cocklover

1. Somebody who loves the cock
2. A colloquial insult which may exaggerate the feelings the receiver has for the cock.
"You are a total cocklover, man..."
"Naw, I only enjoy it the odd occasion..."
by crackotfige September 21, 2005
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cockversation

"So I talked to Alex."
"And?"
"He was a total dickhead. I have the cockversation saved."
by Searinox April 21, 2009
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Cocknivore

Someone who's Sexual Diet Consists of Only Penis or Male Body Parts.They dont take kindly to the Vagina or Other Female Body Parts
Marchand:Im a Cocknivore
Wilburn:Me to
Marchand:We should go Skiing sometime Then
Wilburn:That Sounds Grand
Danny and Joey:Well were Vagitarians
Marchand:Fuck that,The Vag Blows almost as Much as me and Wilburn.
Wilburn:Yeah I perfer the The Sperm Whale over the Bearded Clam.
Danny and Joey:Screw you guys were Going Home.
Wilburn:Ryan wanna come over and play Viva Pinata with the Eskimos.
Ryan:Sure you can play with my Joy Stick.
by Danny D. and Joey T. March 2, 2008
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cockbiter

That guy is such a cockbiter.
by Rob Sovar August 12, 2003
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cockbiter

Someone who can ruin a good time.
A person who will turn something pleasureable into something
painful.
A person when attempting to give a blow job bites down on the dick.
Someone who will intentionally bite down hard on the dick to get out of giving a blow job.
To totally destroy a good moment.
"Dude this could have been the greatest night of our lives! You just had to be a total cockbiter and ruin it for everyone!"
by jsd9632 October 22, 2011
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Cockbiter

A cockbiter is a person who applies the element of "cockblocking" to every aspect of their life. As in, they will not let anyone else get some figurative pussy. The most painful thing for a cockbiter to witness is another human being doing well, being successful, or just generally having a good time. Cockbiters get this way because they are jealous of other people's success. A cockbiter is usually a cockbiter on a subconscious level, although this is debatable, as Cockbiters are usually already of a questionable intelligence.
#1
Every year around my birthday, Augie suddenly needs some expensive thing from my parents. He is a cockbiter.

#2
Ronald: "Hey, check it out, I got an 'A' on my spelling test!"

Jimmy: "Fuck you, I can't do that well because I'm a lazy do-nothing, so I'll just try to bring you down instead because I'm a cockbiter."
by Timtomtam88 May 8, 2009
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cockinero

Something evryone wants to be when they grow up... a mother and a prostitute!
Yo i saw you cockinero workin dat corner real hard last night...gave me straight wopps!
by sirigana May 13, 2005
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